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Cat in his rightful position 

Want to know what the hardest part of being a cat is? The constant need to groom myself? The unearthly hairballs that harass me as a result? The dedication of making sure I get the minimum 15+ hours of beauty sleep a day? The need to make sure that all creatures whether big or small accept that I am their undoubted leader?. . . No, none of these are the biggest hardship a fellow feline faces in all of their nine lives... The greatest task a cat can face is finding something that can look after us properly. . . ensure we are fed when we want to be fed, play with us when we want to be played with, tell us 24 hours a day how beautiful and precious we are. . .

Many, many years ago, in a faraway land called Egypt, our ancestors discovered the perfect pet for us to use. A pet that was large enough to protect us, competent enough to look after our daily needs, and stupid enough to believe that we are cute, loving and friendly- while actually we are planning our world domination. We named them hu-mans. . . and for hundreds of years we took our rightful place as their leader. They obeyed and worshipped us. However, as the years have gone on many of our oafish counterparts seem to have forgotten their long embedded dedication to our every need, and have since moved on to picking up after our sloppy, drooling, excitable enemies. . . the dog.

Therefore, it can now be something of a chore for a cat such as myself to find competent servants to look after my every wish and whim. To treat me like the king I am born to be. This is why this blog will act as a handbook and training guide for my fellow royalty to help them train their chosen hu-mans to be sufficient carers.

Hopefully, if we can train them. . . then one day. . . in the not so distant future. . .we can regain our position as a leader, a king, and an unquestioned ruler of all in our domain. 

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